kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

ralndrops:

"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"

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Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

xmenmovies:

Watch the ultimate X-Men ensemble in this explosive final X-Men: Days of Future Past trailer now!

tsutori:

j3sss:

Careful! Tiny bird crossing.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT IN LIFE. TINY BIRDS FOLLOWING ME.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

why do white people think having a confederate flag anywhere on your property screams anything other than “im a blatant racist and slavery was cool”

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

hannisballs:

does hugh dancy not have control over his eyebrows

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hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”